DoorBall Knocker

I may be nuts for laughing so hard at this DoorBall Knocker. You can peel and stick it to any surface so you don’t need to screw anything into the door. It comes in solid polyvinyl chloride or solid brass for the fancy people.

This makes a funny gag gift or white elephant gift. Or as one of those gifts that friends keep regifting to each other year after year. Also makes a great housewarming gift.

But I know a lot of men who seriously want this (including me). Imagine the look on the Amazon driver when he comes to deliver packages to your house and has to bang on the door.  It may be worth getting a door camera just to capture his expression.

If you are too embarrassed to put it on your door, it still makes a great DoorBall knocker for a man cave or frat house.

Standing at 9″, the DoorBall Knocker is quite large and sturdy… get your mind out of the gutter.  His entire body is 9″, 6″ wide, and 2″ deep.