Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes is exactly that… a semen cookbook. I have now officially seen everything and should have gouged out my eyes before looking at this. As far as I can tell, the author is serious so I need to make sure I block him on social media so I don’t accidentally go to a dinner party at his house.

Once I got over the shock factor, I realized it would be an amazing gag gift or White Elephant gift.  Nobody will be able to top it! Either that or I will be the most hated person at the party. But either way, it sounds fun.

I also want to keep it with my other cookbooks on my counter in hopes that someone is over for dinner and happens to see it. In fact, I’m putting it there right now…. I can’t wait to see their face.

If you want to make an impression, give someone this semen cookbook.  But be careful, the pages can get sticky.